Don’t be a tough guy,
Don’t be a fool,
Don’t pack your head
With Turkish wool!
Don’t be a devil!
Don’t get short with me!
I got the best ratings
In all of history.
We can make a deal!
We can make a deal!
I’m your Monty Hall, boy
Let’s make a deal!
I’ll give you a call
Knead a little dough,
If you got the quid,
I got the pro.
You’re the man!
More than Trudeau!
I can give you cover
And Puerto Rico!
We can make a deal!
We can make a deal!
I’m your Monty Hall, boy
Let’s make a deal!
We can make a deal!
We can make a deal!
I’m your Monty Hall, boy
Let’s make a deal!
(speaking, trailing off)
Istanbul . . . such a bad name, not a nice name at all . . . Should be named after me, my brand . . . yeah. that’s it . . . a my brand in every land . . . and parades just for me, with tanks . . . not just any tanks . . . great big tanks with those big guns sticking out . . . oh that’s it, those big guns, yeah . . . and rose petals at my feet . . . just reach down and grab ‘em, just grab ’em . . . they’ll all be lined up . . . and kissing my ring . . . they’ll all be lined up to kiss my ring . . . oh that’s it . . . kiss my ring baby . . . you know you want to . . .