Make A Deal

Don’t be a tough guy,
Don’t be a fool,
Don’t pack your head
With Turkish wool!

Don’t be a devil!
Don’t get short with me!
I got the best ratings
In all of history.

We can make a deal!
We can make a deal!
I’m your Monty Hall, boy
Let’s make a deal!

I’ll give you a call
Knead a little dough,
If you got the quid,
I got the pro.

You’re the man!
More than Trudeau!
I can give you cover
And Puerto Rico!

We can make a deal!
We can make a deal!
I’m your Monty Hall, boy
Let’s make a deal!

We can make a deal!
We can make a deal!
I’m your Monty Hall, boy
Let’s make a deal!

(speaking, trailing off)   

Istanbul . . . such a bad name, not a nice name at all . . . Should be named after me, my brand . . . yeah. that’s it . . . a my brand in every land . . . and parades just for me, with tanks . . . not just any tanks . . . great big tanks with those big guns sticking out . . . oh that’s it, those big guns, yeah  . . . and rose petals at my feet     . . . just reach down and grab ‘em, just grab ’em . . . they’ll all be lined up . . . and kissing my ring  . . . they’ll all be lined up to kiss my ring . . . oh that’s it . . . kiss my ring baby . . .  you know you want to . . .